hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

The last screenshot tho

(Source: 90s90s90s, via the-fault-in-my-heart)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via the-fault-in-my-heart)

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:



DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE


#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

itschel-uh-see asked: You're an ex fat boy and got the nerve to be choosing on here lmao nigga you are a four but want a girl that's at least an 8

heyisfurwhoresez:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

titytwochainz:

  1. You either forgot to click anon or some lame nigga made you his woman crush Wednesday and you feeling ya self. Either way, you got me fucked up.
  2. How is being an ex fat boy even an insult? “You the type to live healthier and lose weight ass nigga” You sound dumber than you look.
  3. Whenever somebody call me ugly, my first reaction is to see what they look like. Only, like most ugly people, no tagged/me all you have to go by is this Avi. This dusty ass blank South Pole ass baseball jersey and that tight ass TJ Maxx polo cap you goofy ass Lil Bill dressed ass bitch.
  4. I even looked in ya archive. Nothing but basic bitch posts that you reblogged from other basic bitches. Every post you’ve ever conceived has 0-10 notes, you can’t even manage 11. Now I know notes ain’t everything, but when you look at it as I have pictures, of me, as in my face, with more notes than everything on this site that you are responsible for, that’s crazy. I mean, those come directly from your brain, you telling me, you can’t muster up enough IQ to get more notes than the face of a ex fat nigga who is a 4 in the face? That tight ass clearance cap cutting off ya the blood to ya brain. 
  5. Wait I found a picture of, guess how many notes you got. Yep. Zero

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OMG LOL

raditz-the-hedgehog:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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(via imbriannolyin)

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

(via peterpipedher)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via stegosnoreus)

lukellas:

'Isn't a kind of a trip to know you have your own action figure?' 'It’s pretty dope.’ (c)

(Source: porthoses, via the-fault-in-my-heart)

bobs-burgers-gifs:

S1xE01 & S3xE12 - One of the funniest moments.

(via the-fault-in-my-heart)

celebstarlets:

4/16/14 - Kat Graham out in LA.